User talk:Moulton/Montana Mouse

My name is Montana Mouse. I'm a journalist.

I hang around with a schmeggegy scientist named Moulton.

I have a blog called The Musings of Montana Mouse.

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Beware the Ides of March

Moulton is all in favor of historical re-enactments, as they often have significant educational value.

But it's important to let everyone know when a drama is an historical re-enactment and not a live event.

Alas, Moulton was not prepared for the dramatic re-enactment of the Columbine shootings at Wikiversity.

The headmaster of Wikiversity (played by Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry) foolishly gave a single bullet to his special education student (played by Barney Fife). The special education student then used the single bullet to kill an unsuspecting visiting scientist (played by Barsoom Tork).

Barsoom's character did not survive.

Oh well. So it goes.

Montana Mouse 11:02, 15 March 2011 (UTC)