User:Moulton/Palomino of Certainty

Once upon a time there was a Salmon of Doubt who very much wanted a pony.

He pined and wailed and let everyone know just how much he wanted a pony.

And lo and behold, his wishes did come true.

The heartwarming story about how Salmon of Doubt found his pony is now a wonderful children's book, published to unparalleled critical acclaim.